You've a day shopping planned with a good friend.
The two of you decided to head to an outlet mall nearly two hours away.
About 15 minutes into the ride, she pops a piece of her gum in her mouth.
She proceeds to chew it such that it sounds like firecrackers are exploding in her pie hole.
You can't possibly tolerate this for another one hour, forty-five minutes and thirty seconds.
What would YOU do?