The new fall television line-up has begun. You've waited through a tortured summer of bland television programming and re-runs for your show to return. It's premieres tonight and you've been looking forward to it all week. Just as you settle in to watch it, you're joined by someone else in your home (significant other, roommate, et al). As you're trying to enjoy the show, they are peppering you with background questions about the series because they've never watched an episode. You can not enjoy the program whilst giving a Cliff notes version of seasons 1-4.
What do you do?